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Episode 7: Celeste

Episode 6: Shovel Knight

Justice in Spades! Join us as we talk about the world's greatest NES game, Shovel Knight! In this episode, Max tries to explain how chiptune music works, Jordan clues us in on Themes and Motifs, and both of us gush about the funny little guys who comprise the Order of No Quarter! We promise you'll dig it!

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Episode 5: Bayonetta

Activate Witch Time and summon your magical hair demons, because this week we're talking about Bayonetta. This stylish and sexy Platinum brawler set a new standard for character action games and it also has a kick-ass soundtrack! This episode, Max and Jordan basically gush about Bayonetta and PlatinumGames for an hour and that's pretty much it. Avavago!

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Episode 4: Final Fantasy XV

Look, even though we have to take a break every five minutes to justify our love of this bad game, it doesn't mean it's a bad game! It only spent ten years in development hell, had multiple cancelled DLCs, had a rushed and convoluted latter third, had a flashy but ultimately pointless combat system, but... The food is pretty! And you can drift on a giant chicken! It's truly impossible to say whether it's good or bad, really.

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Episode 3: Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater

Do you have your dentures in your mouth? Well, keep them secure because they may want to pop out! We're throwing it back to 1964, to the tropical jungles of Tselinoyarsk, USSR. That's right it's Snake Eater! This week, we're talking about Kojima's Quick-Draw, a Johnny Sasaki Strand Game, and how ANYONE could make a better Metal Gear game at this point (our answer may infuriate you). Watch out for Brazilian Wandering Spiders!

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Episode 2: Halo 2

For episode... 2! of Slappers Only, we are talking about Halo... 2! Noted Halo liker Matt joins Jordan and Max to discuss the uses of an energy sword, the True Names of the Covenant (number 5 may shock you!), and the 3 most important musical artists of 2004: Incubus, Breaking Benjamin, and... John Mayer?!

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Episode 1: The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker

In the inaugural episode of Slappers Only, Max and Jordan are putting Six Slappers from the Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker head to head to figure out, objectively, which one is the best. This week, we're talking about serious Bokoblin violence, clappin' clams, and Probopass boss strats. Didgeridoes what Nintendon't!

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